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WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Because it’s to hard to say that shit when you’re drunk
fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you
fun fact: guess what we should do in america
I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon
u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend
A: I jerked it to your selfies
B: I jacked off to your selfies
C: I masturbated to your selfies
D: Your selfies gave me sexual pleasure
E: Your selfies made me orgasm
F: I came while looking at your selfies
I like ordering the most expensive thing on the menu but refusing to eat it. It’s okay, though, because it’s a metaphor. The metaphor is I’m incredibly wasteful and extremely wealthy.
OMFG HE’S DYING OF CANCER LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS WITH HIS DAMN CIGARETTES
what are you talking about. im trying to brag about how ridiculously rich i am
This is cosplay
Cosplay is about having fun.
You’re skin tone should never be a problem.
Nor should it influence the characters you want to be.
Whether your natural skin tone matches a character’s or not,
It doesn’t matter!
You can cosplay whoever you want.
or whatever you want!
And don’t let anyone tell you different!
All these men holding doors for women disgust me.
Do they really think that I’m gonna have sex with their filthy small penis just because they held open a door? Hell no! Die in a fucking hole.
Men stop at nothing to rape women. Next time a man holds the door open for you, kick him in his junk so hard he’ll never have kids. :)
Ok yes but manners are a thing and no not all men are horny sex fiends out for your vagina without consent.
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